Zombieland

I got preview tickets to see Zombieland tonight on George St, and my initial thoughts as I sat down were, great another zombie movie. But I must say I was pleasantly surprised. Great movie, I laughed my ass off the whole time. Sure its gory, so I'm going to categorize this as a horror-comedy movie. The total number of cast member in this movie is 7 so it really relies on the actors and this combination of a very unlikely group works perfectly. A beefed up macho man, nerdy virgin, 12 year old girl and a smoking hot chick make their way across America in hopes to find some oasis free from Zombies. The movie if full of physical comedy, one liners and ass-kicking action.


The movie follows a set of rules on how to survive in Zombieland, and these rules are cleverly brought up throughout the whole movie. Another clever thing held up throughout the film is that none uses their names, but rather the areas they are from. Even the imaginary hookup is named after Beverly Hills.


Bill Murray's appearance is golden. I don't like him as an actor but he was hilarious in this. I won't spoil too much about this but its classic.

If the zombies were as hot as the guy below I would have no problem letting them bite me.

Home Alone

Its 1 am and I'm home tagging photos on facebook. Think I might jack off to pass the time.

Lazy Saturday

Today is hot an I feel so lazy that I'm just going to stay home and watch Gossip Girl all day. Enjoy this weather boys. The only thing that would pull my attention today could be this boy below, speedos get me everytime.

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Big Mistake

Last night I made a massive mistake by getting involved with someone through someone from work. I am not openly gay to anyone at work but 2 people, so making out with my colleagues roommate wasn't a good idea.

I work in advertising which usually full of scandal, and my work Christmas party was no different. The theme was Vegas, which ultimately called out all the sluts, but it was a great party. I dressed up as the guy from 'The Hangover' who carries around a missing baby. Costume worked great as I had everyone at the party wanting a photo with me. After it finished my colleague and myself went to a gay club which was across the street, there he introduced me to his roommate who i shall refer to as sexy boy, because he was all over me in a second, at first I just let him hug me and such cause I wasn't going to make it weird because of my friend, but we both drunk and touching led to kissing which led to making out which led to us leaving the club obviously going home with sexy boy. As we were finding a taxi my Boss come up to us obviously drunk and still partying. I immediately had to push sexy boy off me and act like nothing was suss, I could tell other people from work were around and were noticing this guy trying to make out with me right there. To avoid this I jumped in a taxi alone and left everyone. I could see sexy boy very confused but ultimately had to think about everyone at work. Who knows maybe one day I'll bump into sexy boy again and we can finish what we started.


There were some great costumes and some not great costumes at our party. Some boys from our work went as the Chippendales and though it sounds sexy it wasn't. All of them were quite pudgy and the only one who was skinny had pimples all over his chest as a reaction to getting it waxed. If only they looked as good as the guys below:

Summer

The weather lately has been skitso, one day hot, next cold. Today was very hot, I did attempt at getting a tan, and eventually want a nice speedo tan like this guy below:

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Footballers

I think all gay men have a fetish for the ultimate straight mate. That's why we are obsessed with pictures and porn that centers around sports and men acting very manly, even though as a "race" we ourselves suck at most sports.

Enjoy the pics below. Very hot, don't forget to click on pics for a hi-res image

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First time

I will never forget my first time with another guy, as it was very hot and risky. Being a fresh 17 years old I was still a virgin in every aspect and had never thought of ever doing anything sexual with another person. Sure by then I knew I was gay or bi or whatever but had never followed anything through.

I was staying at my best friends house just as a regular thing we did. We had been BFs for years and I was close to her family. But her brother had been living in Europe for the last two years so I didn't really know him, that night was only his 3rd night home or something like that. So late one night I couldn't sleep so I headed out down the hall to the kitchen for some water. As I was entering I saw Dan getting himself a glass. At the time Dan was 20 and extremely fit and good looking. His chest was extremely defined with nice juicy pecs. But best of all he was only wearing cotton boxers. I was in a tracksuit so i felt extremely over dressed being next to him.

Of course he asked me how I was going and said he couldn't sleep either, still jet lagged. I was amusing him by asking him about his trip and what he liked best. He then asked if I wanted to see some pictures that were on his PC. I said yes as I had nothing else better to do at 2am. He took me to his room and started up his PC and so forth, telling me I could sit on his bed. As he put his pictures on slide show he got me to come over by grabbing my hand and he sat me at his desk. He leaned over me scrolling through the pictures explaining each of them while remaining very close to my face. It was then when his bare chest was touching my back that I got a hard on. Lucky my tracksuit did a good job at covering it up, but when he got to pics of him and this guy obviously in a gay bar he got embarrassed and shut it down. I told him I didn't care and the pictures were hot, as I turned around to face him I noticed he also had a hard on. Obviously trying to hide it he sat down on the bed. It was then that I got up and joined him on the bed. I think he saw I was also hard because he immediately started kissing me and taking off my jumper.

Overall it was a very pleasant experience as we made out for hours and ended up blowing each other off. He happily swallowed my cum, while I let him cum all over my face.

The Circus Hits Downunder

Recently Britney has been receiving some very bad PR in regards to he first Australian tour. Apparently Australians arn't happy that she lip-syncs her shows. After claims that people walked out of her show and booed her on stage I'm guessing Britney isn't a fan of the Australian audience. I saw this circus act last night at Acer Arena in Sydney, and I must say. I was blown away.

I thought it was a fantastic show, nothing quite like it. Opening Circus act was amazing and she really kept to theme. Sure she lip synced but she dances her ass off. She did sing her ballad "Everytime" live which was amazing and actually left me wondering why didn't she do the whole show live, regardless it definitely was mind-blowing.


The whole audience could feel the excitement buzzing around the room as Perez Hilton set up the show in an amazing vignette. Followed by magic acts, circus freaks, fire, martial arts, trapeze acts, acrobats and amazing dancers. Basically it was a great show and Britney defiantly proved herself.

Check out the pics below. Click again for a hi-res version.

Jorge Rivas

Your daily fix of hot boys! Model spotlight on Jorge Rivas.

Some great shots here, unknown photographer but he sure does have a talent for making this model smoking hot!
Don't forget to click on image for a high-res version.

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Mates

Just some my fav pics of some major hotties, love the one below.

images courtesy of All American Guys, Google, Oh La La Mag

Beyonce & Gaga

The queens of Pop & R&B have collaborated to make one awesome song. Video Phone the extended remix is a amazing collaboration by Beyonce and Lady Gaga. Video Phone being an original track from Beyonces album I Am ... Sasha Fierce, has re-released this song as a mega remix with Lady Gaga adding in a few verses. The results are a fusion of dance, hair, fashion and awesomeness.

I will say that Lady Gaga looks a tad flat chested next to the queen of curves but man i didnt know Gaga could dance like that.

I personally think they nailed it with this song, what do you think?

Evan Wadle

Your daily fix of hot boys! Model spotlight on Evan Wadle.

Smoldering eyes. Love the speedos.

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New Moon

I have managed to get myself premier tickets to New Moon, the highly anticipated Twilight sequel, and i must say I'm extremely excited. I have been a fan of the Twilight book serious since the beginning and I enjoyed the first film. Though New moon is undoubtedly the worst book in the series, I have high hopes for the film. I know that the actors annoy people and its all received too much hype. But if people just wait and judge the films for them selves instead of jumping on the band wagon, then maybe people will be pleasantly surprised. I think even though its a supernatural series, the fact that it deals with issues that we all face is what hits people most. I will let you know what I think of it. Besides I'm really looking forward to watching Jacob run around shirtless for the whole movie.


Another boy to look out for is this one below, Alex Marez. He is one of the werewolves. I wouldn't mind having a love triangle with both of these werewolves.

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